“Gnagnagnagna is French cé tro duuur, ouin ouin ouin, I kompran nothing. » Ah, that’s great! Stop looking at your navel and stop making excuses to justify your shortcomings. We are not the only ones who speak a complicated language. Even English has some nuances. Words that sound alike but can become insults when pronounced or mispronounced. Think carefully before ordering a coke on the terrace… simple advice.
1. Beach and beach
the beach : Beach.
Bich : “Bitch”.
“I want to go the beach. » (I like to go to the beach.) : Very nice function.
“I want to go Bich. » : Slightly more illegal activity in France.
2. Coke and Rooster
Coke : A Coca Cola.
Rooster : a tick.
“I like a Cokeplease. (I’d like a coke, please) »: It’s a polite way to ask a waiter for a very sweet soda.
“I like a Roosterplease. (I’d like a dick, please) »: Asking for penis on the terrace is the most fashionable way.
3. Number and Cont
Count it : count.
Kant : “pussy”, “pitch”, “asshole”, “cunt”
“We count From one to ten! (Let’s count from 1 to 10!) » : A teacher can easily ask his CP class.
“We Mesh From one to ten! (Go from 1 to 10!) ” : It doesn’t make sense. Unless you’re a group of 10, you each have an assigned number and you go to group poo. Very rare.
4. Worn and whore
was wearing : Irregular past tense of the verb “to wear”, meaning “to carry”.
whore : “Bitch”.
“She is was wearing Her bag. (She carried her bag.) ” : basic.
“She is whore Her bag. ((She prostitutes the bag.) »: Are we talking about a sacral network? (Mackerel, Sak-ero, do you have it?)
5. Burgers and bugs
Burger : Pa… a hamburger, what. Awesome awesome.
Error maker : « Mother! »
“Oh, very nice! Two Burgers For the price of one! (Oh, so cool! Two burgers for the price of one!) » : I agree, very nice.
“Oh, very nice! Two Error makers For the price of one! (Oh, so cool! Two mothers for the price of one!) » : Welcome to my life indeed.
6. Peace and piss
peace : Silence.
Bladder : piss, “pisseuse”, “pisseux”.
” peace And love. (Peace and love.) » : Two beautiful things for a sweet life.
” Bladder And love. (Bis and love.) “: I don’t know why the two couldn’t work together. Peeing is fun.
7. Nub and nob
A micro : a button or a knob.
A knob : a yard.
“There you have it nub Between your eyes! (You have a pimple between your eyes!) “: Well, I know, Asami.
“There you have it nob Between your eyes! (There’s a rod between your eyes!) » : Are you talking like this about my nose?
8. Trump and the Tramp
Trump : Former US President, infamously racist, misogynistic and bigoted. (Yes, we condemn, yes. Is this Toby-part or what?)
Nomad : Unless it is used in a pejorative way, this term refers to a homeless person. Otherwise, it also means “whore” or “bitch”.
Well, finally… Trump/Nomad, it’s the same, isn’t it? (COMEEEEZ, reprimands again!)
9. Dig in
dig up : American slang word for “giffer”.
Dick : a ziziii.
“She is digs up Her party! (She loves garland!) » : She is very happy.
“She is Dix Her party! (She burns her penis/her garland!) ” : It’s sloppy…
10. Cole and Budd
Purpose : Subjunctive conjunction “but”.
Buttocks : Donkey.
“I love you, Purpose… (I love you but…) » : Alas. Smells bad. It also stinks of separation. Courage.
“I love you, Buttocks… (I love you, my ass…) » : Loving your donkey is very important. It’s good.
11. Sheet and stool
sheet : Paper.
poop : Stool.
“Can I have one sheet of paper? (Can I have a paper?) ” : But of course ! Rather A4 or Bristol board?
“Can I have one Hash of paper? (Can I have some paper?) ” : No. Well talk, let’s see.
On the other hand, you may well need it sheet Paper to clean your butt after Hash. There it works.
12. Dickens and Dickheads
OKKKKKKK is a bit distant, but pronounce them and when speaking, you will see that it is even closer.
Dickens : Great English novelist, especially author of Oliver Twist.
Digheads : tick heads / tick heads.
“I’m a big fan Dickens ! (I’m a big Dickens fan!) “: Is that your undergraduate L?
“I’m a big fan Digheads ! (I’m a big cock head fan!) ” : Each is his.
13. Honey and horn
Honey : ” Honey “. “Hi Honey” is also used as a diminutive nickname like “Hi, Honey / My Sugar Duck”.
the horn : slang term describing someone hot from uc.
“Hey, Honey ! (Hello darling!) »: Hello my little golden candy, how are you?
“Hey, the horn ! (Hi, hot ass!) “: Wow wow wow, we are directly silent.
14. Tips and Breasts
Notes : advice/tip.
Nipples : Breasts.
“Can I give you one Notes ? (Can I give you advice?) “: Yes, tell me.
“Can I give you one Breasts ? (Can I give you a poop?) “: Oh, no thanks, keep them, don’t worry.
15. The Sound of the Beach and Son of a Bitch
The sound of the beach : The sound of the beach.
Son of Basanga : “son of a bitch”.
“I love this The sound of a beach. (I love that beachy sound.) »: Are you not talking about the sound of the waves? In this case, you should say “waves”, not “beach”. Small breasts, like that! Note, sorry.
“I love this A bastard son. (I love that son of a bitch.) » : Ah, yes, it sounds like you would, yes. Without a doubt. It doesn’t seem to be non-toxic, that’s all.
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