Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are on vacation in Italy

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“Ciao Bella!” This is my impression of Travis Kelce’s conversation with Taylor Swift during their romantic vacation in Italy. The couple was spotted at Lake Como while Swift was on a break from her Eras Tour. On Friday, you start again in Stockholm, but for now? It’s all about la dolce vita for these two.

Sounds great, doesn’t it? Well, maybe the pictures tell a different story. “Page Six” The couple were photographed dining alone outside Villa Sulla Capiati, the massive villa they are staying in while in Italy. These pictures shook me to my core. There’s something haunting them and I can’t put my finger on it. It evokes a kind of May 2020 vibe, when people would pretend they were at a restaurant in their backyard just to feel something.

The fact that the photos exist at all is perhaps the most disturbing thing. According to the newspaper, the price of a six-bedroom room reaches $21,000 per night. For that kind of money, you have to pay for privacy! the people Take some photos of the couple strolling through the streets, which is much less of a problem.

One day, I hope these two can take a vacation without me knowing about it. What’s the point of being a billionaire if you can’t eat al fresco in peace? Maybe next time, they should just call George Clooney and see if it’s possible status Free of charge.